LOVE + COMPROMISE
They were different. She liked quiet walks on the beach. He was hell-bent on crushing mankind. But true love is all about compromise and in the end, they made it work. Strolling together on the beach at sunset, she could not help thinking to herself, maybe he did destroy mankind but at least it was quiet… really really quiet.
Speaking of shark jumping. I really hope that this particular Pilot has a low crash safety rating. There’s one out there on the road which I hope is stronger than a tank, but that’s another story.
“Hey guys! Can’t sell out right now, too busy water skiing.”
Shilly Shillbourne? That name has a familiar jingle to it.
I had no idea that Gregory Marmalard: The president of Omega House and boyfriend of Mandy Pepperidge, was there when Fonzie jumped that shark. Wonder if Greg worked out that erectile dysfunction problem while in prison due to his role in the Watergate scandal.
In Morocco’s Sahara, the goats can climb on the trees and eat argan fruit. Due to the lack of food and water on the desert, the goats adapt this ability in order to survive, and this became one of the local tourist attractions.
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“Alright, let’s get straight to the business. At 08:00 hours this morning an American soldier was eaten by a Nazi dinosaur.”
This weather forecast made me want to buy Hulk a very strong belt for his birthday.
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BEST TYPO EVER!
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